sehnsuchttraum:

shrrrr1mp:

foreignslutt:

dietcrush:

did you know soap doesn’t really clean your hands it just makes the water molecules smaller so the water can go into smaller crevices in your skin isn’t that the weirdest shit you’ve read today

how the fuck would you make a water molecule smaller that makes no sense do u know how much energy that would require to overcome the electrostatic forces between the protons and the electrons bye

science side of tumblr here:

soap actually works because soap molecules are incredibly hostile and aggressive. when they make contact with dirt particles, they become so unpleasant and verbally abusive that the dirt particles have no choice but to flee, leaving your skin cleaner. this is part of the reason soap is so abrasive and dries your skin out.

I have three doctorates in soapolopsism, and I am here to tell you philistines how soap *really* works, which is by creating a a dialectic between dirt and water, with water taking the transcendentally ideal position of Kant, and dirt maintaining that the absolute ground of being is evinced by their own existence as historically dynamic subjects— that is, the absolute idealism of Hegel. Soap insists on pure pragmatism, everyone is tired and fucks off. 

And that’s real. 

katzbalger:

Our favorites day 26-28

yoccu:

patreon sketch request #2 i really really liked this one omg………..i miss drawing my girls ;__;

yoccu:

patreon sketch request #2 i really really liked this one omg………..i miss drawing my girls ;__;

Aperture Science; Decay.

(Source : bluewheatfields)

silveray:

"Your hair does looks like flame."
"Well, your host I meant.”

silveray:

"Your hair does looks like flame."

"Well, your host I meant.”

(Source : tetraghost)

I have such amazing friends. You guys are the best I’m so happy to have met you. Your kindness really helps get through tough times like this.

I wish I had more time to spend with you to talk and stuff. Sorrier still if it’s been a long time since we’ve talked. I still think about you sometimes. It sucks that I have anxeity when it comes to restarting conversations when it’s been a while, but still I hope we can talk again soon.

I hope you all are doing well!

(Source : twitter.com)